Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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