so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
