if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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You. Win. At. Life.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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