You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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