my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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