ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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