i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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