He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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