Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Randomize
