Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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