i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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