Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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