One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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