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(305): View more from Florida

Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.

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(720): View more from Colorado

yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers

(1-720): View more from Colorado

eat her like coffee?

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(305): View more from Florida

i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

time to smoke my breakfast

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?

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(530): View more from California

I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.

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(315): View more from New York

They're like penises that have been put in a blender.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I fill condoms, not promises.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.

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