i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.