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• (516): View more from New York

  It was kind of weird

  (857): View more from Massachusetts

  What did your mom walk in?

  (516): View more from New York

  She flung her tampon across the room.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in

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• (626): View more from California

  Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke

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• (516): View more from New York

  He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue

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• (310): View more from California

  He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.

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• (310): View more from California

  I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS

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