no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?