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  pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy

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• (917): View more from New York City

  shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Best. Handjob. Ever.

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  I'm guessing Kelly is over?

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Nope. Home alone.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.

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  We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.

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• (914): View more from New York

  She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude

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• (510): View more from California

  I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now

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