my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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