Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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