Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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