just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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