I never want to see another naked old woman again.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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