Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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