My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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