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go home
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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