shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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