It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize