Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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