ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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