Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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