can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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