C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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