i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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