No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Rumble strips road head = magical
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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