I wish I could punch you in the face.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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