i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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