It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
...so i touched it.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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