You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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