I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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