This girl is more easily done than said...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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