I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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