She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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