it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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