Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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