If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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