im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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