Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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