i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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