Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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