so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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