Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We just shotgunned beers for America
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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