I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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