just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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