Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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