Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Everyone says I win the strip club
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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