end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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