Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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