so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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