I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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