They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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