It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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